What happens if you sing country music backwards?
You get your job, your truck, your dog and your wife back.
So just why is it that the time of day with the slowest traffic... is called rush hour?
A boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother:
"Who's this fellow on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's the old bald-headed man who lives with us now?"
And why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment.
But when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Opps, my reality check just bounced!
Come back tomorrow for more of The Daily Laugh!
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