A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go back to the church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One smart child jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"
Some Time Honored Truths....
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they?re listening.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Come back tomorrow for more of The Daily Laugh!
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